humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

(via vititties)

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via luveing)

surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

(Source: surprisebitch, via fearleader)