• 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
  • Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
  • Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
  • Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

(via tommypickles)

shitwine:

Going to bed on the last day of summer vacation

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whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus, via bitch-hai)